Inside Someone's Head

2021.09.22 00:31 Wooshkers Inside Someone's Head

Have you ever gotten inside someones head? Worming your way in there to see what’s going on? Being a psychologist, I have. It isn’t too hard, you just have to get them in the right spot.
Now sometimes there might be special circumstances, maybe you need privacy for personal reasons. Other times it just isn’t a good idea to do it around others. Either way, once you get them in the right spot you need to make them comfortable. If they start getting defensive, or offensive, it will not be good for either party. You need to be their friend. Let them trust you.
Start with some basic exercise, listening to their favorite music, things to make them happy. We need happy.
Start walking around like your pondering, pacing. Rub their shoulders if you so dare. Make small talk, or a long talk. If you are particularly evil, make them nervous. Talk about death, what their plans are. As you see fit, take out a blade. Hide it behind your back and walk behind them one final time.
When you get to a point that you can, get it over quickly. Or not, I don’t care how you do it, as long as you get it done. Sever the cervical nerve at the base of the skull. They will be rendered unconscious if not dead instantly. Use a circular saw to cut off the cap of the skull, starting 2 inches above the eyes and going all the way around.
You can do as you please from here, but I like to keep the brain mostly intact due to its worth. I do however like to carefully split it down the middle, gaining access to the ventral segmental. I like that small organ due to what it produces. Something much more valuable than a brain. It’s more valuable because I can use it. As for what it is, dopamine.
The thing about dopamine is that it’s quite hard to reproduce artificially, requiring two molecules of hydroxide and an amino radical molecule to be bonded together by benzene. Now that’s just a lot of work and no fun. But the body has developed a process to easily make dopamine. And it just so happens that exercise and listening to music both release dopamine.
I think you can see where I am going with this. I salvage humans. Starting with the brain, down to the heart, liver, kidneys, etcetera. All the good parts. Sell them off to whoever wants them. Rogue surgeons, criminals, people that you wouldn’t call a person. People so far gone, talking to one would make you paranoid.
I sell almost every possible part. There are only three things I keep. The dopamine, the blood, and the tongue.
The best part about this all? It’s true! It is all true when you really don’t want it to be. Oh how I wish I could see your face.
Anyways, there you have it, how to get away with murder, have psychotic fun, and make an illegal profit. I expect to see others experiences with this. And for those of you who would not commit such a… horrific act, are you sure? Who’s to say we all aren’t the worst people we know. Because dear reader, we are. We are so, so bad. And it feels good to be bad.
And just so you know, I don’t kill all my patients, hardly at all. I only take apart the ones that won’t be found. The ones that won’t be heard. The gullible ones.
The ones, without a brain.
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2021.09.22 00:31 atrailofdisasters So my husband just had his COVID-19 vaccine. Should I be concerned?

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2021.09.22 00:31 NORDLAN Fox News responds to Pfizer announcement by propagandizing against vaccination of children for COVID-19

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2021.09.22 00:31 OldManJade Post Your iPadOS 15 Home Screen

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2021.09.22 00:31 Gunsandbullets_ Night flier question

I was just wondering if the night flier was a book or was only a movie. I have tried looking for the book after seeing the movie but couldn't find it anywhere even on weird corners of the web
If anyone knows i would be grateful
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2021.09.22 00:31 southpawFA Texas sues Biden admin for the First Amendment right to misgender trans people while they work. Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton really wants the state to misgender trans workers. So he took his case to federal court.

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2021.09.22 00:31 Tyler1400 Who wins PPR

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2021.09.22 00:31 BeefExtremexX95 Took a long hiatus because I was waiting for odyssey to hit console. Finally gave in and gearing up for a long expedition into the black. (Pic from last expedition in kitted beluga)

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2021.09.22 00:31 Moses_The_Wise Don't know what to ask for my 2 year anniversary.

The 2 year anniversary of my relationship is coming up. I already bought my fiance a gift, but I don't know what the ask for. Anyone got advice?
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2021.09.22 00:31 justbaby_blue1234 Mom said it's my turn on the Xbox [COD]

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2021.09.22 00:31 Nileperch75 The Near Extinction of the Eastern Brown Pelican in Texas

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2021.09.22 00:31 NXTmine FOMC To Provide "Advance Notice" For November Tapering; May Deliver Two Potential Hawkish Surprises

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2021.09.22 00:31 Humarkel [RF] Sunday Announcements (BEWARE: contains Mormon blasphemies…)

The rust orange carpet of the chapel softly crunches as the unpunctual regulars straggle in through the looming wooden doors of the chapel. They find themselves a spot to sit on the remaining empty benches. The color of the carpet is the perfect palette of oranges, browns, reds, and yellows to withstand staining from vomit, urine, blood, and other bodily fluids emerging from natural occurring or accidental bodily orifices. The upholstery on the seat of the bench is of a similar color only of a sturdy rough canvas material; the bench is the altar upon which church members listen to doctrine, commandments, admonishments, announcements, discourses, testimonies, and reprimands. Young men welcoming members into the large room shut the massive wooden double doors. The door levers latch shut with a slap and the door rattles against the frame echoing throughout the room. Sister Duffin smiles and nods to the Andersons who promptly find a bench in front of her. She gives an exacerbated quiet exhalation for her own pious pleasures but smiles outwardly at the small Anderson children. The children return the gestures with half-hearted smiles as they’re shuffled around the bench. Sitting through church for toddlers is it’s own kind of hell. Sister and Brother Anderson position themselves strategically so their children are semi-spread out to mitigate bickering during the spiritual meeting. Sister Duffin pulls her bifocal glasses low on her rigid nose with her pointer finger. Her back is perfectly erect, emulating her late husband’s military posture. Only her waist bends as she leans forward close enough to whisper into Sister Anderson’s ear. She’s postured like a predatorial ostrich ready to strike down on an unsuspecting lizard. “I’m glad you made it.” Sister Duffin whispers, kindness and care masking her annoyance at the family’s tardiness. Sister Anderson is surprised by the whisper as all of her attention has been on situating her toddlers with coloring books and snacks. “Late as usual.” Sister Anderson whisper-yells back. She was never a quiet person, a trait which her progeny fully shares. Sister Duffin winces at the whisper-attempt and responds with the appropriate cliche with finality snapping from her beak. “Better late than never.” Sister Duffin leans back into her seat, readjusts her glasses, and hopes that the guest speaker from the stake presidency will have an intriguing message to share. She rather enjoyed last week’s modified recreation of the old testament’s Abraham and Isaac story. There’s a somber excitement reverberating around the room from the congregation of around 500. During the Sunday school breakouts, which occurred previous to this larger sacrament meeting, all of the teachers had been instructed to report that an important church-wide announcement would be delivered from a guest speaker from the upper stake presidency. Normally, church-wide announcements were provided via the church website or a video broadcast. The change in procedure made for a change in the regular church mood. Bishop Jones stands up on ancient bony quivering legs. His kind eyes look through his thick glasses over his sheep. He positions himself behind the pew and adjusts his red tie under his black suit and white shirt. Before speaking he lets the full gravity of his pastoral position wash over him. Fear, courage, anxiety, and love run through him all at once. He takes a deep breath and considers the debriefing he had received prior to this meeting. He already knows the clamor that the news the stake representative will be subsequently delivering will cause: excitement, and for an unlucky few, fear. Bishop Jones considers a verse from the Book of Mormon, “It is better that one man should perish than that a nation should dwindle and perish in unbelief.” Albeit an uncomfortable scripture from an uncomfortable Book of Mormon story this is completely relevant to the new announcement Bishop Jones thinks. He drones on about the regular reminders: paying an honest tithe, regular church attendance, participating in a full fast, reading daily scriptures. To this many members self-righteously nod their heads affirming their obedience in the aforementioned. After his regular announcements he sits down and the organ introduction for the sacrament hymn begins. As the hymn plays and the congregation sings together, a few young men begin to prepare the bread and water to be passed out in remembrance of the body and blood of the lamb. This holy ordinance, when participated in with a broken heart and a contrite spirit, would grant forgiveness and remission of sins to the partakers of the bread and water. After all worthy members of the congregation are given the opportunity to partake of the bread and water, the young men dispensing the sacraments take their seats. The moment of anticipation reaches it’s zenith as all members of the congregation take a conjoined breath inwards. The stake representative stands up behind the pulpit and surveys all the members of the congregation and speaks. “In these times of mighty evil it comes to pass that we, the lord’s chosen, shall fulfill the lord’s will by living a higher law. We shall raise the bar of righteousness by increasing the severity of punishments for sin” his sonorous voice undulating with an intense vibrato. Many members of the congregation answered his words with a monotone “amen!”. Those who did not answer his words reposition themselves on their benches unable to find a position of comfort. Public shunning and even physical public flatulence as penance for sin had been a regular part of the church’s policy and this is why the first words of the stake representative didn’t come as a huge surprise. But the next part of his announcement had a different effect. “I stand before you today with unshakeable faith and belief in the mandate I’m about to deliver. The brethren from the first presidency spent countless hours in fasting and prayer to receive revelation from the lamb on how to improve the steadfastness and obedience of the members of the lord’s church.” His voice echoes through the silence. Even the children are listening as they detect the gravity of their parent’s moods. He continues, “The revelation they’ve received has been approved by the state on religious grounds to be legal and lawful. We will be holding an annual punishment not dissimilar to “stoning” of the Old Testament. This punishment will be held for one member of the church from each congregation within a respective area. This will be a part of a regular Sunday meeting one time per year starting today. Bishop Jones has selected a member of this congregation to be the first in the new glorious ordinance given to us from the lord. Thank you for your faith and understanding. Bishop Jones will now announce who will be selected for this new sacred ceremony.” The members of the church hold their breath as Bishop Jones stands up to announce the name of the sinner. “Sister Anderson, will you please come forward. You’ve been selected as this years focal point for stoning. You were selected as you have not paid your tithing, you’ve been late or absent from church attendance, and we have reliable intel that you regularly drink coffee.” His voice is almost cheerful as he drones out Sister Anderson’s sins. He continues with his speech, “It would only seem appropriate that we begin this holy necessity immediately. Sister Anderson, would you please come forward?” Bishop Jones gestures with his hand open and palm facing upwards to the front of the large room where he expects Sister Anderson to come forward to stand. Sister Anderson slowly stands up looking determined. She nods to her husband and children and voluntarily steps forward to receive her punishment. She made no indication to disagree. She even nodded her head as if to agree with the accusations. As she walked down the aisle towards the front of the large room, other members of the congregation smiled happily at her and nodded to her encouraging her forward. She stops at the position where Bishop Jones indicated and turns around to face the congregation with a determined look on her face. Bishop Jones nods his approval and says, “Thank you Sister Anderson for coming forward. We appreciate your participation in this sacred ordinance. Despite your shortcomings, it has been determined that those that are stoned will receive a full remission of their sins. Another grace afforded to us through the atonement of the lamb.” As Bishop Jones was extending his gratitude to Sister Anderson for her participation in the ordinance, the young men who had just passed out the sacrament began bringing in large bins full of baseball sized stones. Bishop Jones finishes the niceties and says, “Those of you who consider yourselves to be worthy members of the church are required to assist in this first stoning. The stoning of Sister Anderson. The young men of the ward have labored to gather enough stones for every member of the congregation to cast a stone, including the children. Brother Anderson, would you and your children care to begin?” As the ceremony progressed the importance of the color pallet of the carpet became increasingly apparent. About halfway through, the unrecognizable mess at the front of the chapel stopped moving and moaning. After every man, woman, and child took their turn, the congregation found their seats to sing the closing hymn to conclude the meeting. The members of the church went home that day feeling spiritually recharged, grateful to be members of the church, and for a variety of reasons, looked forward to attending church the following week.
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2021.09.22 00:31 SomeGuyWhoFoundIt Maybe everyone knows this BUT TIGHTEN THESE SCREWS!

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2021.09.22 00:31 Switchermaroo I don’t know if this makes sense, but I’m looking for a subreddit for environments that show a great amount of verticality.

Environments with a lot of vertical space feel so much more fun to explore to me, whether it be archways or tunnels under a road, bridges over a busy river, or a great number of floors with stairs and balconies, I’m just a sucker for verticality. An example might be the M&M stores in London, for instance, which has about five floors in a sort of spiral you can look down. Other examples might be Nanpu Bridge, or a tangle of overpasses on a highway. Perhaps even looking up or down a huge flight of stairs, although I find this example less intriguing. (I’m not just looking for tall buildings or large objects where there’s no obvious ways of going under, through and/or over. A skyscraper to the ordinary camera may just look like a wall of glass, albeit in a potentially interesting shape, and would not show the sheer number of floors inside and how they’re linked or interact with one another)
I know this is oddly specific and there’s probably no sub for this, but I hope I’m clear enough about what I’m looking for. Also if you know of any other good examples I’d love to hear them. Thanks!
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2021.09.22 00:31 MrImpulsiveBird Found A Forgotten Half Of Coke In My Jeans

Life improving and literally looked at it giving me a panic attack. I left it for the gym and came home and finished it. Now sat here stimmed and anxious, what was the point. I hate cocaine so much.
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2021.09.22 00:31 DamperPegasus82 Ranked Games

So I stopped playing for a few days and the last time I played ranked it had like 1 day left and now that I came back it says that it has 6 days left?? Did they give us more days because of the servers or something or am I just dumb and they do this every season and I never noticed because I didn't play ranked.
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2021.09.22 00:31 dubbahdee The Fighter by Dillon Droke [OC]

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2021.09.22 00:31 WillingPea6138 Google Ads Editor v1.7 brings support for Hotel ads and lead form extensions - Search Engine Land

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2021.09.22 00:31 Right-Culture-71 Trader Joe AVAX ::: Trader Joe & Beefy Partnership — Part 2 ::: In this document you will find an introduction to the Beefy Vaults, Trader Joe Farms, and a very useful guide on how to bridge….oh and a contest to win some $AVAX at the end, so read all the way through!

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2021.09.22 00:31 SYxdEspacito Upon getting the update I downloaded the high quality resource pack, but my audio quality for whatever reason is utter dogshit. any way to fix this?

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2021.09.22 00:31 UnchargedIpad Im in need of some assistance

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